Elizabeth Hasselbeck Blonde Jokes – Blind Guy in a Bar
A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that
joke, sir, I think it’s only fair, given that you’ re blind, that you should know five things:
1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3) I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?’
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters….
‘No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’