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Elizabeth Hasselbeck Blonde Jokes – Blind Guy in a Bar


A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.  He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a  while, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde  joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely  silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before  you tell that
joke, sir, I think it’s only fair,  given that you’ re blind, that you should know five  things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl  with a baseball bat.

2) The bouncer is a  blonde girl.

3) I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb.  blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4)  The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional  weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is  blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister.  Do you still wanna tell that joke?’

The blind  man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and  mutters….

‘No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five  times.’

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  1. Chinaren


  2. Stacey

    Hee, hee, hee!! I’m using that one!

  3. dave


  4. willoaks studio

    …and THIS blond girl is LOL! Very cute…

  5. Buggys

    Haha! I’m sending this to my sister who is a blonde!

  6. sandy

    LOL! Thats funny. Hate to agree with anything Eliz H. thinks so….geessssshhhhhhh she really rubs me the wrong way.


  7. Bring Back Pluto

    OK, I was surprised. Good stuff!

  8. Christa Bledsoe

    Doh! That was a good one and one not all that surprising coming out of a man’s mouth. Thanks for sharing.

  9. Lynne

    That’s fantastic! 😀


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