Making Scarlett Johansson our latest “Every Single Picture” means that we will have to keep revisiting her since she isn’t dead and will presumably make more movies. And as she started so young, the transformation should be pretty cool over time. Looking are her right now, it’s tough to imagine that she’s been acting for 16 years. If she doesn’t retire she’ll have a page that’s like a mile long. And even when she’s old she’ll still look good because, as she once said:
I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don’t want to be an old hag. There’s no fun in that.
Good for you Scarlett. And also, seems like there must not be all that many really good child actors at any given time cause look – she was in like, every movie in the 90’s.
Updated 4/13/13 – I forgot we did this so I had some catching up to do.
1994: North

Scarlett Johansson as Laura Nelson in North
1995: Just Cause

Scarlett Johansson as Katie Armstrong in Just Cause
1996: Manny & Lo

Scarlett Johansson as Amanda in Manny and Lo
1996: If Lucy Fell

Scarlett Johansson as Emily in If Lucy Fell
1997: Fall

Scarlett Johansson as Little Girl in Fall
1997: Home Alone 3

Scarlett Johansson as Molly Pruitt in Home Alone 3
1998: The Horse Whisperer

Scarlett Johansson as Grace McLean in The Horse Whisperer
2000: My Brother the Pig

Scarlett Johansson as Kathy Caldwell in My Brother the Pig
2001: The Man Who Wasn’t There

Scarlett Johansson as Birdy Abundas in The Man Who Wasn’t There
2001: Ghost World

Scarlett Johansson as Rebecca in Ghost World
2001: An American Rhapsody

Scarlett Johansson as Suzanne (at 15) in An American Rhapsody
2002: Eight Legged Freaks

Scarlett Johansson as Ashley Parker in Eight Legged Freaks
2003: Lost in Translation

Scarlett Johansson as Charlotte in Lost in Translation
2003: Girl with a Pearl Earring

Scarlett Johansson as Griet in Girl With a Pearl Earring
2004: The Perfect Score

Scarlett Johansson as Francesca Curtis in The Perfect Score
2004: A Love Song for Bobby Long

Scarlett Johansson as Pursy Will in A Love Song for Bobby Long
2004: A Good Woman

Scarlett Johansson as Meg Windermere in A Good Woman
2004: The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Scarlett Johansson as the voice of Mindy in The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie
2004: In Good Company

Scarlett Johansson as the Alex in In Good Company
2005: Match Point

Scarlett Johansson as Nola Rice in Match Point
2005: The Island

Scarlett Johansson as Jordan Two Delta/Sarah Jordan in The Island
2006: Scoop

Scarlett Johansson as Sondra Pransky in Scoop
2006: The Black Dahlia

Scarlett Johansson as Kay Lake in The Black Dahlia
2006: The Prestige

Scarlett Johansson as Olivia Wenscombe in The Prestige
2007: The Nanny Diaries

Scarlett Johansson as Annie Braddock in The Nanny Diaries
2008: The Other Boleyn Girl

Scarlett Johansson as Mary Boleyn in The Other Boleyn Girl
2008: Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Scarlett Johansson as Cristina in Vicky Cristina Barcelona
2008: The Spirit

Scarlett Johansson as Silken Floss in The Spirit
2009: He’s Just Not That Into You

Scarlett Johansson as Anna Marks in He’s Just Not That Into You
2010: Iron Man 2

Scarlett Johansson as Natalie Rushman/ Natasha Romanoff in Iron Man 2
2011: We Bought a Zoo
2012: The Avengers
2012: Hitchcock
2013: Don Jon
That’s it for now. She has a few things in post production but nothing to post yet. She’s doing alright, though, I think.
How did I miss A Love Song for Bobby Long
she is ugly – 2/10 IMHO. seen MUCH better.
these things are awesome – vange rules.
It’s your article, fool.
If my nether bits were nitroglycerin, the whole north wing of my house would be so much kindling in the yard right now. Every time she makes a movie, stock in lotion companies skyrockets. Okay, I’m not sure if that last part’s actually true, but it’s an assumption I’m comfortable in making.
Since she lost weight and her tits shrank I could give less than a fuck, because she sure as shit can’t act.
Two or three? Nose jobs, a chin implant and botox. Sad that all I do is study people’s faces. But in customer service that’s kinda what you do …
I never even thought of doing these from the plastic surgery angle. That would be fun. But the older a person is the more of a pain in the ass it is. Hmm.
This is a woman whose appeal is completely mysterious to me. I don’t mind her as an actor, I don’t really have any feelings about her one way or another, but she never appears attractive to me, and yet most men I know are gaga about her.
This is my new favorite avatar.
Also, I LIKED the space invader local avatar, that’s why I didn’t change it. Now you made me go do work.
lolz
I’d hit it.
I find her likable. I’d enjoy seeing her blossom into a fine actress
“I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don’t want to be an old hag. There’s no fun in that.”
I’m not typically into women this superficial, but I make exceptions if they’re beautiful and have large breasts.
She hasn’t changed much. It’s interesting that you can recognize her right away as a kind.