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Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn – 14th Scariest Movie of All Time


So someone asked me: “How come Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn is one of the 31 Scariest Movies of all Time?”  And I punched that person* in the gut cause they should already know. Imagine the coolest guy you could think of.  Maybe the grown up baby of Michael Jordan and Johnny Depp and…G.I. Joe was in a cabin where all his friends got killed by demons and then he had to spend the whole night: killing his demon girlfriend, driving to disappeared bridges, fighting his own hand that he had to chop off, getting sucked into a vortex and ending up fulfilling a prophecy to protect a whole army from the Deadites.  Well, I guess I should say he would have done all those things if his name was Ash.

But it wasn’t Ash.  It was the weird Depp/Jordon/G.I. Joe guy and he got killed in 15 seconds like a little bitch.  Not like Ash.  Oh no.  Ash could kill any of the monsters in ANY of these movies.  Trailer after the jump.  And yeah.  It’s scary.

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Acadia Einstein

I'm the funny one. And the handsome one. And I pay for everything.

7 Comments

  1. Cornmeal

    Bruce Campbell is one of the best physical actors I’ve ever seen. The fight scene with his hand is a thing of beauty.

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  2. Acadia

    I heard you fought your hand last night.

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  3. Cornmeal

    And this morning. And this afternoon. And I just now. Maybe again in 20 minutes or so.

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  4. captain america

    yep, THERE ARE EVEN FUNNY THINGS IN IT.

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    • Acadia

      Holy crap that was on topic.

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      • Evangeline

        1000 monkeys typing for 1000 years will eventually write a sentence.

        Reply
  5. Kyle Dockery

    How is this at number 14? I’d have it at least the top 10…damn science.

    Reply

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