Yeah so Facebook. We’re on it. You can go over there and visit our page and probably become a fan or say you like us or ask us if we’ve seen your fucking lost penguin or if we have any special mafia cigars. Seems like other than that the thing is pretty much like things are over here except smaller and whiter (like Peter Dinklage!).
We don’t have any games. Or activities. Or maybe we do. I don’t know. Evangeline was in charge of it and she got a virus (I told her she needs to stop taking the bus) and has pussied out since then. So Jeremy from the Batcave did something and now we have a page but it doesn’t look like everyone else’s and nobody knows why.
So maybe we can have games. I would totally play something. Something like “Fix our Facebook Page” or “Seriously fix our Facebook Page”. But if you don’t know how to fix it, you can at least click on the thumb thing to so we look popular. It’s only fair. I took your sister with the harelip to the prom. It wasn’t her prom or my prom but it was a prom. What do you want from me?
So – I look forward to all of your fanness and telling us what to do on Facebook and explaining what we are doing wrong and calling Vange a sissy. So let’s do that, then. OK. Good.