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Football Humor–Such as It Is

His mama must be so proud.

His mama must be so proud.

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Dallas Cowboy fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too, are Cowboy fans. Everyone in the class raises their hands except one little girl. The teacher looks at the little girl with surprise and says, “Jenny, why didn’t you raise your hand?” Jenny replied, “Because I’m not a Cowboy fan!” The still shocked teacher asked, “Well, if you aren’t a Cowboy fan, then who are you a fan of?” Jenny answered, “I’m a Broncos fan and proud of it!” The teacher couldn’t believe her ears. “Jenny, why in the world are you a Broncos fan?!” Jenny replied, “Because my mom is a Broncos fan, my dad is a Broncos fan, so I’m a Broncos fan, too!” The teacher answered in a slightly annoyed tone, “That is no reason for you to be a Broncos fan! You don’t have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?!” Jenny smiled and said, “Then I’d be a Dallas Cowboy fan!”

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