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Free to be Hitler and call other people Nazi’s

Julie Benz is not Hitler.  Nor has she called anyone a Nazi (to my knowledge).

Julie Benz is not Hitler. Nor has she called anyone a Nazi (to my knowledge).

If you don’t read this you are  a dirty Nazi who will try to conquer the world and also murder millions of people by stuffing them in ovens and gassing them and other dastardly methods.  See what I did there?  I am calling people Nazis and also explaining the main reason why people don’t like being called a Nazi.  I am not using some characteristic or small element of the Nazi’s.  I am using the whole Nazi sandwich.  Why?  Because if you are going to call someone a Nazi – call them a fucking Nazi.  Don’t half ass it.

The video below is a half-assed Nazi calling in response to a half-assed Nazi calling.  Apparently the dude on stage called people bitching at his town meeting ‘Brown Shirts’.  That’s half-assing the Nazi thing.  There have been plenty of bullies who try to take over political debates by the threat of physical force (or actual force).  If you are going to call someone a Brown Shirt call them a Brown Shirt who will enforce their political goal of conquering the world and also murdering millions of people by stuffing them in ovens and gassing them and other dastardly methods.

Oh, that’s not what you mean?  Then don’t say Brown Shirt.  Fucking dummy.

Then we have the response.  This ex-Marine who reminds everyone that the Nazi’s were a SOCIALIST party.  Then everyone claps and he goes back to his seat.  What he said was: “If Nancy Pelosi wants to find a swastika, maybe she should look on the sleeve of her own arm.”  But what he should have said was If Nancy Pelosi wants to find a swastika, maybe she should look on the sleeve of her own arm because she is a Nazi who wants to conquer the world and also murder millions of people by stuffing them in ovens and gassing them and other dastardly methods.

Oh, that’s not what you meant?  You just meant you don’t like the health care plan?  Then say that.  Fucking Dummy.

See, I am worried that somewhere out there are a bunch of people who really do want to conquer the world and also murder millions of people by stuffing them in ovens and gassing them and other dastardly methods and we are gonna miss them until it is too late.  So I am gonna promise to not call anyone a Nazi unless they tell me ahead of time that they are a Nazi.  Or if I ask them if they are one and they say no but they don’t sound credible…  Video After the Jump!

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Acadia Einstein

I'm the funny one. And the handsome one. And I pay for everything.

2 Comments

  1. ann

    I read it so I’m no Nazi 🙂 I must say I do like the way you think

    Reply
  2. Palabuzz

    This is unusual.

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