OK, I am pretty open-minded and all but I don’t really understand this one. Is the Tea Party mad at Zazzle?  And I know the font is 14 different colors and sizes but I need to give this to you the way I got it.  Plus I don’t think it will look right in my racist mailing list tumblr.

Apparently they think that putting hearts and butterflies on the new stamp will make most people not realize that the rest is Arabic and probably not something we want to support.

The “probably” is a little misleading. I don’t think they really mean probably.

New Stamp – the second one!!!

USPS New 44-Cent Stamp Celebrates a Muslim holiday.
If there is only ONE thing you forward today… let it be this!

I don’t think anyone who got this only ever forwards ONE thing.  I bet they forward a lot of things.  And I bet they don’t really discriminate all that much.  Right after this I got one that was a Little Johnny joke about how Obama sucks.

President Obama has directed the United States Postal Service to REMEMBER and HONOR the EID MUSLIM holiday season with a new commemorative 44-Cent First Class Holiday Postage Stamp.

I could look this up but I’m not going to. The fucking thing says on it.  Zazzle.

REMEMBER to adamantly & vocally BOYCOTT this stamp, when you are purchasing your stamps at the post office.

Who goes to the post office to buy stamps? Do they still really have stamps?

All you have to say is No thank you, I do not want that Muslim Stamp on my letters!

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that nobody has ever said that in a Post Office. Ever. I bet more people have said: “The guy in the line ahead of me just shit his pants!” than have said that Muslim stamp thing.

Pass this along to every Patriotic American that you know and get the word out!
Honor the United States of America !

How does putting things in multiple colors and sizes and random underlining make it more “Americish”?