CeCe Peniston – Finally

Categories:Friday 90s, LOLZ, Music, Video
Acadia Einstein
This school is obviously racist.

This school is obviously racist.

I hate lazy video directors.  Granted I know absolutely nothing about making videos but if someone handed me some money and said: “Go make a video for this song” I would not come up with this hunk of crap.  All blurry?  Big colorful shapes wobbling around?  Mix color and black and white together?   Terrible.  I’m not saying you have to make Terminator 2 out of every video you get handed but jeez.

Why not put CeCe in a bakery.  Every day the dude she likes comes in and she sells him a crumpet or whatever.  Singing around, dancing around, making some cakes and what not.  Make no sense?  So what?  Throw in a scene where she is mean to an Asian guy in the line since she wants to hurry up and get to the dude she likes and there’s some tension.  Then later when the Asian guy reflects on it and comes back and throws a trash can through the bakery window you have Do the Right Thing 2.  In four minutes.  Tell me that’s not better than a frigging yellow triangle and some fool jumping in a rainbow.

Or a hat store.  Doesn’t need to be a bakery.  I have range.  Also, Her name is Peniston.  lol


I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on Smashwords.com) and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....


  1. Cornmeal
    January 4, 2013 at 9:49 pm

    Terrible. Just terrible.

  2. Stacy
    January 4, 2013 at 10:30 pm

    The lyrics make me think she finally got her menses….

    • Acadia
      January 4, 2013 at 10:32 pm

      I used to put the lyrics in the posts but nobody cared. NOBODY! Also, get a gravatar. You need to extend your brand.

  3. stacyfrazer
    January 5, 2013 at 12:13 am

    Is this better?

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