Here is a PARTIAL list of things that I am better at than the lead singer of Creed:
- Painting garages
- Singing “Higher”
- Wearing tank tops
- Biological warfare simulations
- Cooking steak
- Stopping fast forward on Tivo at the exact right moment so that the show starts right away.
- Threatening the cable company that I will switch to Dish if they don’t extend the triple play.
- Breaking bottles
As you can see – I pretty much beat the Creed guy in every category and yet I still don’t have millions of dollars or a band. Who judges these things? Is this what the whole “99%” thing is about? If so then I am then on their side completely. This whole system is corrupt. Creed sucks! I will prove it after the jump!