Here is a PARTIAL list of things that I am better at than the lead singer of Creed:

  • Running
  • Stratego
  • Painting garages
  • Singing “Higher”
  • Wearing tank tops
  • Biological warfare simulations
  • Cooking steak
  • Stopping fast forward on Tivo at the exact right moment so that the show starts right away.
  • Threatening the cable company that I will switch to Dish if they don’t extend the triple play.
  • Breaking bottles

As you can see – I pretty much beat the Creed guy in every category and yet I still don’t have millions of dollars or a band.  Who judges these things?  Is this what the whole “99%” thing is about?  If so then I am then on their side completely.  This whole system is corrupt.  Creed sucks!  I will prove it after the jump!