Why Breakfast at Tiffany’s?  Because of the number of syllables? So really it could have been any movie with six syllables?  I mean, they don’t rhyme anything with Tiffany’s so I think it’s pretty much fair game.  So let’s see if it works.  You remember how it goes, right?  “So I said, what about….”

  • Agent Cody Banks
  • Babe: Pig in the City
  • Canadian Bacon
  • Fast Times at Ridgemont High
  • The Man Who Knew Too Much

You sang it, didn’t you?  For every one of them.  I think Canadian Bacon works the best.  Sing the whole song with that in there.  John Candy deserves it.  And the guys who sang this song will never know.  They now own a bowling alley.  Video and original (Canadian Baconless) lyrics after the jump!

Deep Blue Something – Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You say that we’ve got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we’re falling apart
You’ll say the world has come between us
Our lives have come between us
Still I know you just don’t care

An I said, “What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s”
She said, “I think I remember the film
and as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it.”
And I said, “Well, that’s one thing we got.”

I see you – The only one who knew me
And now your eyes see through me
I guess I was wrong
So what now? It’s plain to see we’re over
And I hate when things are over
When so much is left undone

An I said, “What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s”
She said, “I think I remember the film
and as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it.”
And I said, “Well, that’s one thing we got.”

You say that we’ve got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we’re falling apart
You’ll say the world has come between us
Our lives have come between us
Still I know you just don’t care

An I said, “What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s”
She said, “I think I remember the film
and as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it.”
And I said, “Well, that’s one thing we got.”

(instrumental)

An I said, “What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s”
She said, “I think I remember the film
and as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it.”
And I said, “Well, that’s one thing we got.”

An I said, “What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s”
She said, “I think I remember the film
and as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it.”
And I said, “Well, that’s one thing we got