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Enigma – Return To Innocence

ArkhamCityRenderRiddlerIf you know why I chose that banner pic then you get a bonus point.  If you know of any other songs except the Tomahawk Chop (which I pretty sure is banned now) that have such a prominently featured Native American vibe then you get another one.  If you remember what the Tomahawk Chop was you get A THIRD!

I can’t say much about this song.  I have memories attached to it, but I am not going to tell you creeps about them.  Especially since I found out that this year the song is 20 years old.

20 YEARS OLD!

This means I have to go sign up for AARP I think.  Or drag two bathtubs onto a cliff, somehow fill them with water and then get some old lady to sit in one while I sit in the other so a few hours later I guess we can walk across the yard in bare feet and then get in a bed while I presume we are still wet and have dirt on our feet and then have medicated, pruny sex and then later I can see a doctor about my priapism.  Ugh.

httpv://youtu.be/Rk_sAHh9s08

ugh

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Acadia Einstein

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5 Comments

  1. chikuba

    I started to read this then saw the two bathtubs.

    Reply
  2. Aaron Gilliland

    Ayyyyy yohhh eyyye eeee aye yai yoooo something or other.

    Reply
  3. jennmartinelli

    Um this is pretty great and I’m sad I somehow missed it on the day you actually posted it.

    The bathtubs are the ticket. That’s great.

    Also I am constantly upset by things like:

    1. stations playing “classic rock” featuring Nirvana
    2. finding out the “age” of various movies, songs, tv shows, such as this one, and realizing it’s older than, say, people who can drive or join the army but I still think of it as kind of new
    3. the fact that I still often think it’s like 2004 or so

    Reply

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