Stupid-Girl

HELLOOOOO!  I am in Canada.  And I don’t know if I am having a good time or not because I am writing this IN THE PAST!  So let’s hope it is going well as it is a work trip.  So in order to try to give myself a little luck, I decided to pick a song that I wanted to be the opposite of on this trip.  And since I already did Loser (the first one ever, btw in 2010!) and Creep (one of my fave banner pics ever) I had to pick Stupid Girl by Garbage.

Don’t get me wrong, if I were a girl from the beginning I would be fine with it.  But to switch all of a sudden would just be weird.  I would have to throw away all my clothes, my bathrooms would have couches in them for some reason and my biological clock would just be going crazy.  Not to mention the fact that the first time I got my period I would pull a total Carrie and freak out.  Yeah, no thanks.

And it wouldn’t be any picnic for a girl to change into a dude all of a sudden.  The Three Stooges would become funny, they would go to take a whizz after going swimming and wonder what the hell happened to them and they would all of a sudden have to protect their nads.  Actually, maybe that would solve the issues between men and women the world over.  Every man should have to have one really bad period and every woman should have to get whaled in the nuts once.

That’s empathy.

Oh, and this is a post about a 90s song.  Jeez, stay focused, people.  Video and lyrics after the jump.

You pretend you’re high
You pretend you’re bored
You pretend you’re anything
Just to be adored
And what you need
Is what you get

Don’t believe in fear
Don’t believe in faith
Don’t believe in anything
That you can’t break

You stupid girl
You stupid girl
All you had you wasted
All you had you wasted

What drives you on (What drives you on)
Can drive you mad (Can drive you mad)
A million lies to sell yourself
Is all you ever had

Don’t believe in love
Don’t believe in hate
Don’t believe in anything
That you can’t waste

You stupid girl
You stupid girl
Can’t believe you fake it
Can’t believe you fake it

Don’t believe in fear
Don’t believe in pain
Don’t believe in anyone
That you can’t tame

You stupid girl
You stupid girl
All you had you wasted
All you had you wasted

You stupid girl
You stupid girl
Can’t believe you fake it
Can’t believe you fake it

You stupid girl
You stupid girl
Can’t believe you fake it
Can’t believe you fake it

You stupid girl.