How come when I look at people through my many many telescopes it is creepy and weird but when the Goo Goo Dolls guy does it in the video for one of the most famous songs of the ’90s it is art?  I mean, I’m not going to stop but I am still sick of the double standard.  I am doing my neighborhood a service by making sure there is no funny business going on.  I almost saw a burglar last week.  Turned out it was the guy who lives across the street but still.  It could have been a burglar.  So I am not ashamed of what I do.  *looks into telescope*.

By the way, I like how you brush your hair.