The first time I heard this song I was at the Mt. Washington hotel. Giant Gwen Stefani said she'd squoosh me if I didn't buy the CD.

If you’ve never been to North Conway, New Hampshire then you’ve never had the pleasure of buying things without paying sales tax at a relatively high altitude.  Well, a long time ago I was there and I heard this song on the radio and my buddy and I actually found a place to stop and bought the CD.  I don’t have it anymore cause prolly some stupid girl I dicked over took it but I still like this song.  I remember the debate in the car when we heard Gwen Stefani’s voice over whether or not she was hot.  Turns out she was.

That said, I don’t know what happened to the rest of No Doubt.  I don’t think they were involved in that ridiculous Cheerleading song, were they?  Are they still a band?  If they did a reunion could they just use Gwen Stefani and any three guys on the planet including at least one obese Japanese fellow and still get away with it?  I would say yes.  In fact, I think you could put Gwen up there with two brooms and an extension cord wrapped around a bucket and people would say: Hey!  It’s No Doubt!

Look around your group of friends.  Are you the Gwen Stefani or are you the bucket with the extension cord wrapped around it?  Video and Lyrics after the jump.

No Doubt – Spiderwebs

You think that we connect
That the chemistry’s correct
Your words walk right through my ears
Presuming I like what I hear
And now I’m stuck in the
The web you’re spinning
You’ve got me for you prey

(Yeah) Sorry I’m not home right now
I’m walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message
And I’ll call you back
A likely story, but (Yeah) leave a message
And I’ll call you back

You’re intruding on what’s mine
And you’re taking up my time
Don’t have the courage inside me
To tell you please let me be

Communication, a telephonic invasion
I’m planning my escape…

(Yeah) Sorry I’m not home right now
I’m walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message
And I’ll call you back
A likely story, but (Yeah) leave a message
And I’ll call you back

And it’s all your fault
I screen my phone calls
No matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls

Now it’s gone to deep (Now, it’s gone too deep)
You wake me in my sleep (Wake me in my sleep)
My dreams become nightmares (Dreams become nightmares)
‘Cause you’re ringing in my ears

(Yeah) Sorry I’m not home right now
I’m walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message
And I’ll call you back
A likely story, but (Yeah) leave a message
And I’ll call you back

And it’s all your fault
I screen my phone calls
No matter-matter-matter-matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls

Oooh, the spiderwebs
Leave a message and I’ll call you back
I’m walking into spiderwebs
So, leave a message and I’ll call you back
I’m walking into spiderwebs
It’s all your fault, no matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls
It’s all your fault, it’s all your fault
No matter who calls, no matter who calls

I’m walking into spiderwebs so,
Leave a message and I’ll call you back
I’m walking into spiderwebs so,
Leave a message and I’ll call you back