How am I going to write jokes about this song? It would be like writing jokes about the National Anthem. You could say that if you were going to make a time capsule for the ’90s this song would go in it. So would pogs. In fact, this song is so damn ’90s that I am actually going to start a time capsule with it. If you want other things in there, let me know, but I think I have a good start.
Also – send pics of your ass if you were alive in the 90s and have an ass. I’ll put them in there. What do I care? Disk space is cheap. Oh, and in case you doubt the genius of this song, I challenge you to look at this stupid e-card and NOT know exactly what it means.
Video and time capsule after the jump.