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How am I going to write jokes about this song?  It would be like writing jokes about the National Anthem.  You could say that if you were going to make a time capsule for the ’90s this song would go in it.  So would pogs.  In fact, this song is so damn ’90s that I am actually going to start a time capsule with it.  If you want other things in there, let me know, but I think I have a good start.

Also – send pics of your ass if you were alive in the 90s and have an ass.  I’ll put them in there.  What do I care?  Disk space is cheap.  Oh, and in case you doubt the genius of this song, I challenge you to look at this stupid e-card and NOT know exactly what it means.

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Video and time capsule after the jump.

Name them

Name them

All hipsters should look at this and then kill themselves

All hipsters should look at this and then kill themselves

omfg Jennifer Aniston

omfg Jennifer Aniston

Now he's Frank Sinatra....wtf

Now he’s Frank Sinatra….wtf

MILLA!

MILLA!

I would kill for that lunchbox.

I would kill for that lunchbox.

Her teeth weren't always like that?

Her teeth weren’t always like that?

LOL he makes Republicans so mad

LOL he makes Republicans so mad

One for the ladies

One for the ladies

RIP Left Eye :(

RIP Left Eye 🙁

*dies*

*dies*

What the hell happened to her?

What the hell happened to her?

Gameboy anyone?

Gameboy anyone?

Gold

Gold

If you know what the thing on the right is, you win 100 points.

If you know what the thing on the right is, you win 100 points.