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Friday Nineties – The Notorious B.I.G. – Hypnotize

When I have hip hop parties, I have them in weird institutional kitchens.

It is about time that I got all the way around to Biggie.  I guess I could have waited.  Wasn’t like he’s going anywhere (too soon?).  But he was awesome and deserves to be in.  And I used this song out of the bazillions I could have picked for a few reasons:

  • “Guess that’s why they broke and you so paid” is the best piece of American writing since “Isn’t it pretty to think so.”
  • Puff Daddy looks like he is 19
  • The ridiculousness of trying to catch a boat with a helicopter.  Nobody goes fishing with a parrot.  And no, don’t tell me about all the birds that catch fish.  I don’t need your “facts” messing up my jokes professor kill joy.
  • The ridiculous of driving backwards in a car for like an hour while getting chased buy a bunch of motorcycles and a Hummer.  Why would you not have time to turn around front ways?   Or just stop and drive the other way?  Then the motorcycles would have had to drive backwards and I think that is impossible.  Poor planning like that is prolly why Biggie got killed.  If his security details go to move was “drive backwards” he never had a chance.  🙁


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Acadia Einstein

I'm the funny one. And the handsome one. And I pay for everything.


  1. Ami B.

    You can’t see it, but I’m totally shaking my ass to this in my living room.

  2. Acadia

    I can see it.

    *isn’t creepy*

  3. sj

    bahahahaha, this reminds me of when I met my husband. He and I and his best friend would be driving somewhere and we’d have to do a “Biggie Run” of all the hip hop stations to see if it was playing anywhere.

    • Acadia

      Were you driving backwards? I’m driving backwards from now on I think.

      • sj

        We probably were.

        Honestly, a good portion of that year is pretty hazy due to *ahem* youthful indiscretions.

  4. Eva

    Every person in that header pic deserves a punch.


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