Friday Nineties – The Notorious B.I.G. – Hypnotize
It is about time that I got all the way around to Biggie. I guess I could have waited. Wasn’t like he’s going anywhere (too soon?). But he was awesome and deserves to be in. And I used this song out of the bazillions I could have picked for a few reasons:
- “Guess that’s why they broke and you so paid” is the best piece of American writing since “Isn’t it pretty to think so.”
- Puff Daddy looks like he is 19
- The ridiculousness of trying to catch a boat with a helicopter. Nobody goes fishing with a parrot. And no, don’t tell me about all the birds that catch fish. I don’t need your “facts” messing up my jokes professor kill joy.
- The ridiculous of driving backwards in a car for like an hour while getting chased buy a bunch of motorcycles and a Hummer. Why would you not have time to turn around front ways? Or just stop and drive the other way? Then the motorcycles would have had to drive backwards and I think that is impossible. Poor planning like that is prolly why Biggie got killed. If his security details go to move was “drive backwards” he never had a chance. 🙁