Sorry about the dead one. What can I do? Crop her out? That would be mean!

TLC was a good group.  I guess you can’t call them a band cause they didn’t play any instruments?  I dunno.  But they sort of ruled over the 90’s as a trio of saucy yummy little sort of singer rappers.  Well Left Eye, the one who died, rapped.  The others I guess just sang?  And…undulated.  Check out the video after the jump.  Undulation city.  And it also highlights the pinnacle of 90’s video making style.  Put reflective clothing on people, use a fish eye lens and undulate until someone sends you a check.  Worked for Puff Daddy.  Hey, what happened to Ma$e?  Think he’s p$$ed that Ke$ha stole his gimmick?

Oh, btw – I was never a scrub.  I always had a car, and even if I lived with my mom, our mansion was so big that she never knew I was there.  So hear that Chili?  Come over here and undulate.  Not you T-Boz.  You scare me a li’l bit.  As usual, video and lyrics after the jump.  Oh, and sorry that apparently people think it is fine to let you go to youtube to see a video but make sure all the ones you can embed have to be shitty quality and censored!  If only I had a buddy in Bulgaria, he could do well hosting copyrighted shit over there…

A scrub is a guy that thinks he’s fly and is
also known as a buster
always talkin’ about what he wants
and just sits on his broke ass
so (no)
I don’t want your number
no I don’t wanna give you mine
and no I don’t wanna meet you nowhere
no I don’t want none of your time and no
Chorus:
I don’t want no scrub
a scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
hanging out the passenger side
of his best friend’s ride
trying to holler at me
I don’t want no scrub
a scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
hanging out the passenger side
of his best friend’s ride
trying to holler at me
But a scrub’s checkin’ me
but his game is kinda weak
and i know that he cannot approach me
cuz I’m lookin’ like class and he’s looking like trash
can’t get wit’ a deadbeat ass
So (no)
I don’t want your number
no I don’t wanna give you mine
and no I don’t wanna meet you nowhere
no I don’t want none of your time (so no)
Chorus
If you don’t have a car and you’re walking
Oh yes son I’m talking to you
If you live at home wit’ your momma
Oh yes son I’m talking to you
If you have a shorty but you don’t show love
Oh yes son I’m talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
oh no I don’t want no scrub
No scrub
No scrub
No No
No scrub
No no no no
No no
Chorus (until fade)