Crazy Liv Tyler Alicia Silverstone

You know how they say that you aren’t supposed to tell people when you go away because you might get robbed?  Well, I have worn this mask for the last 9 years just so I can tell you now that I am going to Israel for a week.

My first idea is to dress up like Captain Ahab and carry a harpoon and get someone to take a picture of me looking disappointed in front of the Wailing Wall.

Then I might get arrested taking pics of the army girls.  Or get blown up by a rocket.  I really don’t know!

Oh, and I used this Aerosmith song because their drummer, Joey Kramer, is Jewish.  See how I tied that all together?

I will send pics from Israel if that is legal there.

I have no idea what I’m doing.