I don’t understand the point of a premiere for a movie that really ought to be straight to video–do we say straight to DVD now? I really don’t know, but straight to video seems…wrong? I also wonder if naming the movie “Fired Up” and then using the initials is a pre-emptive strike against all the criticism of its inherent and not accidental craptasticality.
My issues aside, I found out who Anna Lynne McCord is!! I had heard the name and thought she was a porn “star”. She is, apparently, in “Fired Up” and she attended the premiere. I am sad for her that her shoes (which I love and covet muchly) do not fit her and her hair looks lopsided. And it isn’t lopsided in that charmingly took-four-hours-disheveled look. It looks like her drunk mom tried to french braid it and couldn’t get a straight part to begin with and the whole thing just went to hell from there.
I am also concerned about the state of her armpits and the nasty looking sore on the back of her hand. Look here: I realize this isn’t an A list red carpet event but she really couldn’t be bothered to shave or wax her pits? And is that a skin tag? I’m a bit queasy now. It also appears someone put a cigarette out on her hand. That’s gotta hurt.
Okay, so the dress has me puzzled. On the one hand, it is scandalously short in a way only Heidi Klum generally can carry off. On the other hand, it fits her well and accentuates her toned back. On the third hand (I am now a mutant with three hands), it looks a bit like it came from Forever 21. I need your help.