OK so I failed at life and let another episode air before I finished my last recap. Sorry folks, but as you know, I’m President of “not helping” around here so, it’s pretty much par for the course.
Here’s the super short version:
Theon Greyjoy
Yara tells him to either kill himself or suck it up buttercup, because she needs his help. Oh also, she’s into ladies.
I mean, I can’t blame her. We’re awesome. She also announced plans to take her navy to see Dany and come back to Westeros with some dragons and kick everyone’s a$$es. Yes please.
Arya Stark
Arya gets tricked and stabbed and greviously injured far too easily, it seems, by “the waif”.
But of course, hold tight for the next episode, “No One”.
I can’t wait to have the review for this weeks GoT, next September!
That’s a pretty dramatic over-exaggeration. I would expect nothing less.
Since IRL is getting as bloody and violent as GOT you’re forgiven for this weekend.
I haven’t watched it yet… not reading it!!!