As a respected journalist I make sure to track down the big stories, cut through the fluff, and get straight to the heart of the matter.  I address important issues and leave no stone unturned in my quest for the truth!

Well, actually, the exact opposite of all that.

So this week I present to you girls in green bikins.  Some are famous, some of them are civilians, but they’re all wearing my favorite color.  And bikinis.  And that’s good enough for me.