I need to get you guys in the mood for love, and what better way than to give away some stuff that will keep you awake! I am getting some stuff from SOMEWHERE that YOU can win and the way you win is EEEEASY! All you need to do is write a pickup line in the comments. One per person. No copying anyone else. The person who gets the most Plus 1’s on her or his comment wins. Here’s EXPLANATION.
The advertiser pulled it so I need to find a new prize
See? Free something! And all you have to do is be funny or have a bunch of friends willing to upvote you. Contest ends at 10pm EST on Feb 13th!
Nice shoes, let’s f***.
Come check out my interface… I promise, I’m very user-friendly.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
You know, spooning leads to forking, and I make a pretty damn good sammich if I might say so myself- wanna find out? I’ll make ya coffee in the morning 😉
Rose are red.
Violets are blue.
I wanna f*** you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are your legs tired? Cuz you’ve been running through my mind all night…
Scratch my pants they smell like raspberries…seriously..
Sit on my face and I’ll tell you how much you weigh.
I have an 18 inch tongue, and can breathe through my ears.
Have you ever been roofied? No? Surprise!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket cuz, I can see myself in your pants!
You must be the droid I was looking for.
“I just ate a bag of skittles, want to taste the rainbow?”
“Ever wonder how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop??…Wanna help me find out?”
If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes. 😉
Can I put you in my HAWT Geeks Circle on Google+?