You have been a hero of mine since Beetlejuice.  You were funny then and for some reason it took like, 20 years for people to remember that.  Sorry you dropped the ball on the whole Jack Ryan franchise but props for all the Saturday Night Live greatness and being on 30 Rock.

And I realize this sounds like a eulogy but it isn’t.  It is a setup for me thanking you for being a snarling, stomping monster in NYC while walking two little foo foo dogs in the pic beow.  I wish I could meet you.  I would even try to take a picture of you so you could go all Sean Penn on me.  Dreamy.