Google admits it's evil scheme to infect the Interwebs

Google admits it's evil scheme to infect the Interwebs

The White House may harm your computer by giving you a bailout package worth millions.

The White House may harm your computer by giving you a bailout package worth millions.

Norton may harm your computer by making you wear an e-rubber.

Norton may harm your computer by making you wear an e-rubber.

Just look at these screen shots – then go to Google and try to get somewhere.  Seems like they are getting a little sloppy.  I mean, bugs happen, but I think you could figure out how to test a new feature with a pool somewhat smaller than EARTH.

And since we found it first – I decree that Google should put us first in all their reindexed results.  Including the ones for: “How to get rid of VD” and “Is Rachel Maddow Gay?”

Go use another search engine.  Like…Ask?  Lycos?

Yahoo?

Anyone?

UPDATE:  CRISIS IS PASSED, SO REST EASY.  GOOGLE IS BACK.