Despite what some people who have never been here would have you believe, America is actually a pretty cool place to live.  So much so, in fact,  that we have tons people illegally coming into our country  every day.  Now, I don’t mind that people want to come here and start a new and better life and all, but for crying out loud, sign the fucking guest book on the way in.  Then, when you get asked to present your identification by the police,  you could avoid handing them something like this.

Hey, Jose? There's a chick growing out of your shoulder. Might want to have that looked at..

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