Happy Boxing Day from Charlotte McKinney – Also, This Song Sounds Rapey….

Acadia Einstein


You might be familiar with the “hot” videos that models have been doing for some British Nonsense magazine.  I put hot in quotes because seriously I think everything sexy is ruined because of Internet.  And I am not talking about porn.  Very rarely is porn sexy.  But gifs taken from them are.  And just general sexy pics are everywhere.  If you go to tumblr you will see.  It is pretty much 1/2 social justice and 1/2 porn.

But that doesn’t mean that things like sports magazines and Victoria’s Secret and whatever this website is shouldn’t try.  I am just starting to think that they might not want to try with Charlotte McKinney.  As you can see from the video below, she sort of looks like he memory was erased and she is wandering around the beach and some barn trying to remember who she is and who she murdered.

I was going to post this yesterday but I got Fallout 4 AND Star Wars Battlefront so forget that.  So now it is for Boxing Day.  You can think about her box I guess.  Perverts.  And speaking of perverts, listen to / read the lyrics of “Baby It’s Cold Outside.”  I am pretty sure it is about Dean Martin date raping someone.  Read the bold parts.

“Baby It’s Cold Outside” by Dean Martin (parentheses are the female part)

(I really can’t stay) But, baby, it’s cold outside
(I’ve got to go away) But, baby, it’s cold outside
(This evening has been) Been hoping that you’d drop in
(So very nice) I’ll hold your hands they’re just like ice

(My mother will start to worry) Beautiful, what’s your hurry
(My father will be pacing the floor) Listen to the fireplace roar
(So really I’d better scurry) Beautiful, please don’t hurry
(Well, maybe just half a drink more) Put some records on while I pour

(The neighbors might think) Baby, it’s bad out there
(Say what’s in this drink) No cabs to be had out there
(I wish I knew how) Your eyes are like starlight now
(To break this spell) I’ll take your hat, your hair looks swell

(I ought to say no, no, no, sir) Mind if I move in closer
(At least I’m gonna say that I tried) What’s the sense of hurting my pride
(I really can’t stay) Baby, don’t hold doubt
[Both] Baby, it’s cold outside

(I simply must go) Baby, it’s cold outside
(The answer is no) Baby, it’s cold outside
(The welcome has been) How lucky that you dropped in
(So nice and warm) Look out the window at the storm

(My sister will be suspicious) Gosh your lips look delicious
(My brother will be there at the door) Waves upon a tropical shore
(My maiden aunt’s mind is vicious) Gosh your lips are delicious
(But maybe just a cigarette more) Never such a blizzard before

(I got to get home) But, baby, you’d freeze out there
(Say lend me a coat) It’s up to your knees out there
(You’ve really been grand) I thrill when you touch my hand
(But don’t you see) How can you do this thing to me

(There’s bound to be talk tomorrow) Think of my life long sorrow
(At least there will be plenty implied) If you caught pneumonia and died
(I really can’t stay) Get over that old doubt
[Both] Baby, it’s cold
[Both] Baby, it’s cold outside

I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on Smashwords.com) and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....


  1. Cider
    December 26, 2015 at 8:38 pm

    OMG Acadia, you are so late to the party about that song. People have been saying it’s rape-y forever, and I even got in a fight with people about it online and some crazy lady blocked me. JFC.

    Original from the movie:

    And, here’s a more accurate take on it, if you ask me.

    You’re welcome.

    • StayFray
      December 26, 2015 at 9:49 pm

      Feeling like she got talked into it made alleviated her guilt?

    • Acadia Einstein
      December 27, 2015 at 8:58 am

      Hey that’s great. Thanks for commenting on the post and linking out to other versions from other websites who are “more accurate”. You are a fucking marketing wizard.

  2. StayFray
    December 26, 2015 at 9:06 pm

    Classic AKA rapey. Nothing says Christmas like porn and a little diy ditty on date rape! Happy holidays m#ther%uckers!

    • Acadia Einstein
      December 27, 2015 at 9:00 am

      The warm weather really ruined everything this year.

  3. Bobbi Jo Woods
    December 26, 2015 at 11:04 pm

    Ugly blonde chick. Not clicking video. Song isn’t rapey. Next.

    PS – Merry Hanukkwanzamas, Acadia

    • Acadia Einstein
      December 27, 2015 at 8:59 am

      She’s not ugly! Also, same to you!

    • Cider
      January 1, 2016 at 7:30 pm

      This is why I love Bobbi Jo.

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