I think one of the great things about this gift is that you don’t need to know anything about it to drink in its awesomeness. It’s a lion in a sidecar. What else do you need, honestly? I mean, having a car with a sidecar is badass enough, but then putting a lion in it makes it perhaps the greatest thing ever.
See that dude on the motorcycle? He’s not gonna pass the lion. No way. That’s why the guy on the motorcycle is still alive. Well, this pic is pretty old, so maybe he isn’t but he was after the big race anyway.
If you have any pics of lions in sidecars, please link them in the comments. I am pretty sure there must be hundreds. And what does this have to do with Hanukkah? Well, I am pretty sure that lions are kosher. Right? Anyway, if Moses had had a few sidecar lions, he could have stuck it to the Pharoah without having to owe God a favor.