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Heidi Montag Knocks on Porn’s Door

I saw someone do this same pose in Vogue.  I'm a model!

I saw someone do this same pose in Vogue. I'm a model!

I came across (not literally) these pics of Heidi Montag posing up a storm in the Bahamas and it occurred to me that not only is she not really famous, she is really only one step away from porn.  It’s that banner pic that proves it.  Go to the Celebrity Pictures section and check out some of the ladies in there and see if you can find a similar pose.  I think Isabella Rosselini has a few, as does Natalie Portman.  They know what classy, sexy pics are all about.

I am not 100% sure, but I think the ‘kneel on a beach chair and stick your ass in the camera’ pose was really started in 1963 by Audrey Hepburn.  Heidi is following in some really important footsteps.  So let’s hope that she parlays this exposure into a spread in Maxim, or Hustler.  Or maybe we can hope that she finds out that she is the cure for cancer and that her individual atoms will need to be harvested so that people who don’t shove their asses into cameras can live. We all win no matter what!

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  1. bobby

    she is cute n ofcourse sexy…

  2. Ballsack

    I want more of this. That is all.

  3. Frye

    I wouldn’t get your hopes up on her doing anything major racy any time soon, if ever. She had a spread in the last issue of Playboy and she hardly showed her bare butt let alone a peak at a breast.

  4. Bring Back Pluto

    She’s HOT, but not as hot as she and her wuss ass boyfriend think.

    As you know from the previous comment she’s on the cover of this month’s Playboy. My wife was nice enough to lend me her copy. Anyway, her spread is WEAK!!! Very weak!!! And the interview will make you want to puke.

    It’s Creepy. And I mean that sincerely!!

    Bring Back Pluto
    “ONE of THE GUYS”
    (New post: Bob the Vegan: Dan and George go to Fetish Anonymous.)

  5. VetTech

    This made me think of the old Eddie Murphy SNL skit “Caribbean Gyno” Caribbean gyno…if you knew what I know…. 🙂

  6. Tongue

    nice feet, very very sex

  7. Boob

    I love her round ass

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