Help Wanted – Tongue…Enthusiast?

Acadia Einstein

jessica-simpson-tonguesAs the number one source for pictures of celebrities sticking out their tongues on the entire Internet (seriously, we are, Google it if you don’t believe me) we have a reputation to keep.  Nine years ago we made a conscious decision to be the best at something and that is what we picked and we did it.  But now I think we might be falling behind.  So if you are the kind of person who likes looking around the Internet looking for pictures of celebrities sticking out their tongue as a harmless sideline hobby, why not shoot the link my way, buddy?  I need these things curated.  I can’t just fill the whole damn site with Miley Cyrus.  I mean, I could but I don’t want to.

Go ahead.  Go look at the Celebrity Tongue section and tell me you aren’t intrigued.  Pay commensurate with experience and how much money we have.  I look forward to hearing from you.

I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....


  1. Eva Halloween
    August 2, 2014 at 4:02 am

    Not it.

  2. Cider
    August 29, 2014 at 4:12 pm

    It’s me! I am the sucker! ha ha ha, almost pun intended.

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