Hold That Thought

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This is the second time a post of mine has been interrupted by a mass shooting. I had a good rant worked up. My dog got bitten at the rabies clinic last night. Dude was a Lumbersexual that didn’t believe in collars for dogs so his Akita (A dog that most lumberjacks couldn’t afford) broke free and got mine by the neck in a move that only Michael Vick would have enjoyed. So I ranted a while about hippies and millennials with beards. You know what? Everything was better after she got a Wendy’s Jr Cheeseburger plain. Dogs don’t care much about lumbersexuals, refugees, pro-gun, anti-gun, body parts or anything else. They had a two second fight, scared everyone human, then forgot about it once the dog pack got straightened out. The guy should have had his dog under control. There could be a big moral there about republicans and democrats and what not but I don’t think I’ll make it. I’m just going to post a funny dog GIF instead. Maybe other people will get on the bandwagon and stop making meaningless noise during scary events?

Sangfroid's unabashed use of punctuation and grammar has made him a literary standout on the internet. A rising star in the urban/romance/horror/science fiction/Nancy Drew fiction market, Sangfroid is the talk of the local McDonald's. His dog actually ate the first page of his magnum opus "That Foggy Night" and compared it to other great works like the weekly circular for its absorbent qualities.


  1. Cider
    December 3, 2015 at 1:10 pm

    Nobody will ever stop making noise. But also? One of my greatest hates in the world is people who don’t “believe in” leashes for their dogs. Well genius, the leash is for their safety too, don’t be an a$$hole.

    • Sangfroid
      December 3, 2015 at 3:55 pm

      I’m pretty much done with the ranters and panters.

  2. Joey “Grappling Hook” C
    December 4, 2015 at 10:02 am

    there no such thing as bad dogs, only crappy dog parents who probably don’t even know how to wipe their own ass.

    If those asinine, HORRIBLE dog parents have HUMAN puppies, god help us all.

    I say we give all dogs guns that they can shoot by barking.

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