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As it stands right now, the frequency of celebrity deaths seems to be accelerating rapidly.  I am still doing some calculations, but as far as I can tell right now, within the next 18 months the most famous person left on the planet will be the older brother from Malcolm in the Middle.  So rather than try to stop it (cause really, how could you?) and rather than have a traditional Death Pool, let’s have a fucked up stupid one.  Here’s how it goes (EDIT: after I did it, I realized it is real life Clue):

  • If you pick a PERSON and they die, you get 5 points.
  • If you pick a CAUSEof death and someone famous dies of it, you get 3 points (like Overdose, Heart Attack, Earthquake, Bit by Gary Busey etc. And if you do a disease, you need to be specific.  You can’t just say: “Cancer” or “Disease”.)
  • If you pick a ROOM of death – then you get 2 points (bathroom, hospital room, ballroom, sidewalk).
  • If you get any combination of the three things above correct then the points are double.

You can enter as many times as you want.  If a lot of people do it, then I may have to make a page for it or some shit, but for now let’s see if this goes anywhere.  For my first entry, I am saying Muhammad Ali in his bedroom of a stroke!

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Acadia Einstein

I'm the funny one. And the handsome one. And I pay for everything.

9 Comments

  1. Mr. New Dilemma

    Oprah Winfrey – Natural Causes (chokes on cookie, hidden by media of course) – In the Kitchen

    Reply
  2. Maitland

    Louis Gossett Jr.

    Sea World.

    Vicious Shark Attack.

    Reply
  3. Meghann

    LOL, so..is this sort of like, Clue? Colonel Mustard in the drawing room with the candlestick and all that?
    ok…
    Angelina Jolie
    Victoria’s Secret
    Push up Bra of Doom

    Reply
  4. Acadia

    I can’t make a whole page of the site for this if only three people do it!

    Reply
  5. Joelle

    Liz Taylor
    Natural Causes
    Dies at home.

    Mark my words.

    Reply
  6. Hotspur

    David Letterman
    My shoe up his ass
    National late night TV

    Reply
  7. jethro

    Clint Eastwood
    Heart attack after shooting 8 punks with his six shooter
    Carmel California

    Reply
  8. Acadia

    Originally Posted By Joelle
    Liz Taylor
    Natural Causes
    Dies at home.

    Mark my words.

    Karl Malden died at home of natural causes. You now have 10 points.

    Reply
  9. loolpooq

    Jake “The Snake” Robert

    Reply

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