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Duck

You may look at the gallery and think: damn, that’s a professional looking site.  They must really have their shit together.  Look at all the articles.  Look how well some of the words are spelled.  They are not the kind of a site that would put up a picture of a duck just because someone asked them to.  They are not the equivalent of a college radio station DJ at 11:00pm on a Friday night who is trying to come up with a great playlist but then realizes that he can just let the idiots from the football team keep on calling and requesting things and yelling ‘woooo’ into the phone.

Except today we are.  I had a wisdom tooth pulled and the funness of being on pain killers has been replaced by nausea and ugh.  But hopefully soon I will be high again so you should all root for that.  And since I am the only one here, there is nobody to stop me from posting whatever you tell me to in the comments.

Which brings me to….by request, a duck that now lives in a condo community in Deerfield Beach, Florida.  The person who requested it said:

They have a new resident living under the stairs next to the elevator.

The ‘they’ in this instance means a bunch of old people.  They don’t want kids running around (unless they are their own grandchildren) but ducks appear to be fine.  When asked about his lifestyle choice, the duck stared blankly and then scratched his ass, causing an amusing poof of feathers.

So, to repeat – I am high and incompetent and will try to do whatever you tell me to in the comments.  Good luck.

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Acadia Einstein

I'm the funny one. And the handsome one. And I pay for everything.

11 Comments

  1. Mom

    Acadia —

    I want you to go to Entrecard and grad my 125 cards for the following sites:

    Who Needs School? (http://schonderschool.blogspot.com)

    The Art and Science of Parenting (http://momstop.blogspot.com)

    After you get the cards, I want you to post them directly under the Entrecard widget – both of them – with the proper link for each card so that they link through to my sites.

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  2. Mom

    Write and post a RAVE REVIEW of The Art and Science of Parenting – directing all your readers to come visit me today.

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  3. Mom

    @Mom – that should be “grab” not “grad”

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  4. Acadia

    Originally Posted By Mom
    Acadia —

    I want you to go to Entrecard and grad my 125 cards for the following sites:

    Who Needs School? (http://schonderschool.blogspot.com)

    The Art and Science of Parenting (http://momstop.blogspot.com)

    After you get the cards, I want you to post them directly under the Entrecard widget – both of them – with the proper link for each card so that they link through to my sites.

    can you make it a little more complicated? I told you I was high – sheesh!

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  5. Mom

    It’s not hard. You just save the image to your own computer and then post it with the link just like you would the words….

    Give me all your passwords, and I’ll do it for you….

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  6. Ian

    how about a moose with a hat, with a funny story accompanying it.

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  7. Ian

    You have to write the story

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  8. Acadia

    I will write the story if you find the picture

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  9. Ian

    That was not my request.

    Reply

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