The show is pretty flippin’ bent on ABC but this out-take clip from Tuesday’s eppy has convinced me they need to move to HBO or JTH or TLR or some combination of cable TV letters where they can say “twat” and “peppy little splooge vacuum.” The eppy’s premise was a typo on a memo instructing employees to swear insults at each other. As Veridian employees are rather an obedient group, hijinks ensued. The video below contains some very wonderfully, creatively naughty language so be sure you have headphones on if your boss came in today.
You can’t tell me “dick-infested man mattress” isn’t a phrase we need to hear more often! (I also love double negatives!) My work place would certainty be a more pleasant place to spend time if I could call my co-worker a “spermatorium.” Oh yes. I would like that.
Ted: don’t want to see swear
Veronica: when shes 1on1 with someone
Linda: yes (all the time)
Laboratory Workers (not really)
Someone please write them all on a list so I can call vange all of them. I am getting tired of “hey you”.
You say, “Shut up, tramp” with far greater frequency than “Hey, you.”
Just sayin’.
I would so watch a half hour of this every week LOL