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It was a small town and the patrol man was making his evening rounds.  As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.  He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car  Were they trying to steal it?
“Heavens no, we bought it.”
“Then why don’t you drive it away?”
“We can’t drive.”
“Then why did you buy it?”
“We were told that if we bought a used car here we’d get screwed..so we’re just waiting.”

a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.  He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car  Were they trying to steal it?
“Heavens no, we bought it.”
“Then why don’t you drive it away?”
“We can’t drive.”
“Then why did you buy it?”
“We were told that if we bought a used car here we’d get screwed..so we’re just waiting.”

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3 Comments

  1. heidi

    Lol!!! That is a funny one!

    Reply
  2. Bring Back Pluto

    Funny!

    Reply
  3. Buggys

    This is funny stuff!LOL

    Reply

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