Horse Face McGee and Her Tongue


Her biceps are quite awesome and the hat covers most of her face. Kudos to stylist and trainer!

SJP needed more shoes, I guess, and did a sequel to the SATC movie.  I saw that last summer with one of my best friends and her mum.  That was a bit awkward, especially when the French dude was all nekkid.  I will probably see the new one but not until it goes to the dollar crap theater.  At any rate, she has another movie and looks older and more haggard than ever but I’m sure the clothes will be outrageous.  I wonder if Samantha is holding on to the “I will only be naked on TV” stance.  I thought that was weird.  Anyway, we have a bajillion pix of the horse-faced, mole-chinned wonder including 29 new tongue pix.  I was kind of surprised how often she stuck it out.

SJP Tongue


I started working for The Gallery back in 2006, reorganizing the Tongue Galleries, and somehow just became seduced by the oddity of celebrity tongues. From there, I built and created the mine from nothing and then began editing articles and now I do everything except worry about getting sued. Eat that, Acadia. Mister Big Shot!


  1. Nicole
    May 17, 2010 at 8:51 am

    If that’s her, you really can’t tell.
    .-= Nicole´s last blog ..Give it up for Patrick! =-.

  2. vange
    May 17, 2010 at 9:10 am

    @ Nicole:

    I had to search hard, believe me! ahahahaaa

  3. Julie From Momspective
    Julie From MomspectiveReply
    May 17, 2010 at 10:37 am

    She has man arms.

  4. Nicole
    May 17, 2010 at 10:21 am

    Well, maybe she should keep her face covered more often. She doesn’t look like a descendant of Mr. Ed in that pic.

  5. loolpooq
    May 17, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    you wouldn’t think from Square Pegs that her face would turn out like that

  6. Wilmaryad
    May 17, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    Oh, cigarettes will give you such a body, alright. And if there is a SATC 3, it’ll probably be shot in a nursing home. The ladies aren’t (and have never been) fresh anymore. 😉
    .-= Wilmaryad´s last blog ..J’ai Faim: Dieting to Win Him Back =-.

  7. Drew Beatty
    May 18, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    I was just making fun of her to my wife today. Oddly enough, that was ALSO a horse themed joke. What are the odds?
    .-= Drew Beatty´s last blog ..So confused right now =-.

  8. David Sobkowiak
    David SobkowiakReply
    May 21, 2010 at 8:45 am

    A horse is a horse, of course…
    .-= David Sobkowiak´s last blog ..So much time, so little to do… =-.

  9. Wilmaryad
    May 21, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    @ David Sobkowiak:
    A hoarse horse, of course 😉
    .-= Wilmaryad´s last blog ..Merry Christmas Jesusalem – Poem =-.

  10. Nathan Aspell
    May 25, 2010 at 7:07 pm

    Wow that new movie looks bad

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