TWANG!

TWANG!

Since I made that archer post the other day a loyal reader sent me a bunch of sexy archers!  Look at this one.  She has a hat that makes it seems like it’s cold but also a bikini that makes it seem like it’s hot. She must have just shot someone cause her bow is all relaxed. And she still has some arrows left so she is safe from danger.

Wait a minute!  That’s not all hat.  It’s a headband.  Is she Dr. J?  I call her Mallory.  I know you probably thought that I was going to give her some kind of Dungeons and Dragons name like: Willowdale or Liontits.  But nope.  Her name is Mallory.  And she lives in a yurt on the edge of the forest next to the grassy plains of…El…berethia.

She gets up in the morning and she puts on her bikini and her fur Dr. J. headband and she goes out to hunt for her breakfast.  Mostly she shoots griffins and dragons.  And then she sits outside her yurt and cooks her breakfast and day dreams about me.

I assume.