This is Melissa Midwest. From melissamidwest.com - she is a porny girl though, so watch out if you go there.

This is Melissa Midwest. From melissamidwest.com – she is a porny girl though, so watch out if you go there.

Didn’t really know what to do for the 4th of July this year.  I was gonna think of some more hidden dangers for you to worry about but then I realized you will find them on your own.  Then I was gonna tell you all the stuff I know about the Founding Fathers, like how George Washington used to pick fights with midgets to make himself feel like a bigshot, but then I decided that the 4th of July is not the time to be talking about the people who founded our country.

So I was all distraught.  Wondering if there was gonna be any post at all.  But then I walked out onto my space-age deck overlooking my compound and noticed the pool.  Were the dolphins there?  Yep.  Were the mermaids?  Yep.  What about the old timey diver standing next to the overflowing treasure chest?  Yes, he was there, too.  But you know what wasn’t?

A bunch of hot chicks wearing American Flag bikinis.  Or just the flag.  Or some body paint.  Or a powdery wig.  In fact, there weren’t any hot chicks at ALL!  So I had to once again use the Internet to fill a void in my life.  SIGH.  All the hot chick American flag girls I found before I got bored are below.  Happy America!

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