Hot Dog it’s a Doll Dog



Human’s are fussy. A man that wants a top class sex doll picks from a list of ten female body types and sixteen faces then you go ad choose hair, makeup and even fingernails. Only the best silicone rubber is used for that flesh-like feel. Then when everything is perfect you go to La Senza for some lingerie. The more daring go to The Stockroom, it’s all good these girls don’t complain about how much baby powder it takes to get into latex

Let’s see; Face: 14 Body:2 Skin Tone: Tanned Eye Color: Hazel Green Wig: Red style 0703 Makeup: Heavy Black liner, bronze shadow Lip Color: Ice Pink Fingernails: French Manicure Freckles are optional. If this thing could read Kerouac she’d be just like the hottest woman I’ve ever dated only without all the smoking.

A dog doesn’t worry about getting the perfect body model. They just go with their sexual impulses whether it be the arm of the sofa or Aunt Nellie’s leg. The Hotdoll is shaped to be easily grabbed by a dogs paws just like a real dog’s hips. It comes in two sizes so little dogs can get in on the fun and the contrasting colors are easily seen by dogs. Like human RealDolls it’s covered with 1cm of technogel skin for that soft bitchy feel. Just remember to clean the pink hole after Rex is done. It’s an “easy to clean resevoir.”

Dogs involved with the testing of the Hotdoll are reported to be relaxed, less territorial, and there is reduced barking. I know that I my impulse to bark is reduced after sex although I don’t think any of my dates have used the optional female odor scent. There is no word yet if they’re coming up with a canine version of The Cone yet. Sorry girls you’re going to have to bark louder.

“When a dog tries to hump legs, stuffed animals and other objects, he cannot reach an ejaculation. With the DoggieLoverDoll he can. Human beings have their hands to masturbate themselves, now the domestic animals, which have practically no contact with females in heat, can alleviate themselves with a toy designed specifically for them.”

Sangfroid's unabashed use of punctuation and grammar has made him a literary standout on the internet. A rising star in the urban/romance/horror/science fiction/Nancy Drew fiction market, Sangfroid is the talk of the local McDonald's. His dog actually ate the first page of his magnum opus "That Foggy Night" and compared it to other great works like the weekly circular for its absorbent qualities.


  1. loolpooq
    July 22, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    i just let my dog use a old pillow

    • Sangfroid
      July 22, 2010 at 8:29 pm

      But according to the ad Fido can’t achieve perfect happy joy time with a pillow. Well unless it has an easy clean reservoir. In which case what kind of happy fun pillows do you have in your house because I want one.

  2. VetTech
    July 22, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    Neuter and spay your pets…don’t buy them screw dolls.

    • Sangfroid
      July 22, 2010 at 8:31 pm

      Seconded, my girl was neutered. Of course she then escaped and tried to unzip herself in the woods chasing a squirrel.

    • Sparkle
      July 22, 2010 at 10:02 pm

      What VetTech said. Sheesh!

  3. Cornmeal
    July 22, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    I don’t care how easy it is; I don’t want to clean that reservoir.

    • Sangfroid
      July 22, 2010 at 8:34 pm

      I have to wonder what the Japanese guy with 27 plastic friends does when the reservoir needs cleaning. I think they talk to him so he might think they clean up after themselves too.

  4. Evangeline
    July 23, 2010 at 8:43 am

    Even fixed critters wanna hump!

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