When you come up with a name for your product, you have to be aware of how that name is going to be perceived by the masses. You can’t just expect people to get what that name means to you. For example, if you were starting a packing company, you wouldn’t adopt a donkey mascot and name it “Ass Packers”, would you? Surely you’d be aware of the slang use of that term, even if the word “ass” is innocent when referring to donkeys.
All I’m saying is, there’s a reason they’re called “hot dogs” and not “hot bitches”. This is why I never understand it when people use “cock” to describe things involving roosters. I guarantee you most people aren’t thinking of a rooster when you say “Cock”.
What does a rooster have to do with wine coolers, anyway?
Yes but it’s 350ml of Cock at 4.5% by volume. That’s a deal!
As long as no one tries to take away my cheese balls, I’ll be fine! 😉
This was specifically made for the bar scene, no doubt about it. Think of the possibilities.
A flood of possibilities in my mind already…
1. Would you care to taste my Cock?
2. A Bud for me, and a Cock for the lady.
3. It was 2-for-1 until 11 pm that evening, so he double-fisted the Cocks from the bar to our table. (LMAO!!)
4. Instead of a stiff drink, you order a stiff cock.
5. I’ll take a Cock, with lots of head. WOOT WOOT!
Wow! You were right. The possibilities are endless, and many many sexual harassment suits easily averted.
“2. A Bud for me, and a Cock for the lady.”
You are gold.
Oh, how things flow when you uncork a cock!
We used to have a bottle of Fighting Cock…..and it would make you fight or turn you into a cock….made total sense to me.
What do you mean…used to?
well, we still have the bottle around here somewhere, but it is now empty…..and my husband will never be the same….him and his brother drank it and well..he got into a fight with a tree and the tree one. Fighting Cock = evil stuff
There’s a city in Germany called Assmanhaus that has some good wines and beer. I think every US Serviceman is obligated to go take a picture smirking at the sign.
yep, THIS IS SPECIALLY MADE FOR & BY CAPTAIN AMERICA, folks!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know what Cock goes good with? Spotted Dick. ‘Cause two heads are better than one.
(And yes, Spotted Dick is the name of a suet pudding that comes in a can. They were talking about it on a local radio station.)
Us Merican’s think Spotted Dick is hilarious.