How dare you, Emmy clothes-watching jerks!

Acadia Einstein

So I didn’t watch the Emmy’s.  The now famous Evangeline (go talk to her in the Batcave) likes that stuff, but not me.  I like to make up my own awards.  Just the other night, I awarded someone on The Biggest Loser: “Most likely to be voted out.”  And I was right, too.  They got rid of the black couple, cause I guess fat people are racists.

But I did read this morning that the amazingly beautiful and talented Elizabeth Mitchell was put on the Worst Dressed list.  They said her necklace wasn’t nice.  And then some other sites said other mean things.  And then, since I was looking, I saw that one site’s worst dressed was another site’s best dressed.  So what the hell is that?  I am not even gonna link them all ’cause it annoyed me.  How dare they say anything bad about Elizabeth.  Next year, I am going to go to the Emmy’s and stand in front of her because they are not worthy of her beauty.

Picture me strolling down the red carpet wearing a mesh half shirt and a loincloth made out of lady midgets.  And I would be wearing those shoes that make you jump higher.  Oh yeah.  That’s fashion.

I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....

One Comment

  1. Nilo
    September 23, 2008 at 12:27 am

    I saw Mitchell’s dressed and rest is history.

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