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How to Fail a Breathalyzer

You have the right to ogle us!  But pay us first.  Seriously.

You have the right to ogle us! But pay us first. Seriously.

Look – if you are this old and have to take a breathalyzer, you probably have a right to sue someone for letting you drive even if you were sober.  I like to think they let this guy go.  Then sometimes I hope they beat his ass mercilessly and left him in a puddle of his own fluids.  But mostly the first one.  I love this drunk fucker.

 

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Acadia Einstein

I'm the funny one. And the handsome one. And I pay for everything.

1 Comment

  1. Joelle

    lol, old people.

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