
You have the right to ogle us! But pay us first. Seriously.
Look – if you are this old and have to take a breathalyzer, you probably have a right to sue someone for letting you drive even if you were sober. I like to think they let this guy go. Then sometimes I hope they beat his ass mercilessly and left him in a puddle of his own fluids. But mostly the first one. I love this drunk fucker.
lol, old people.