"It puts the lotion on its skin."

"It puts the lotion on its skin."

Video Games are quite expensive. Sixty bucks for a new game? Yeah. A bit steep. How about $149 for the Prestige Edition of Modern Warfare 2?

But, wait for it…

Consumers who purchase the Prestige Edition of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 will receive a working pair of night-vision goggles.

I don’t know anything about this game or even want this game. But, hey, who doesn’t want a pair of night vision goggles? I don’t have any uses for night vision goggles, but I like to think of that as having too many ideas that I haven’t yet thought of. Seriously, I can’t imagine a weakness regarding having night vision goggles. Can you think of one?