Sometimes I come across things that need to be shared.  And in this instance, I am going to give you a little game before I let you have it.  The video after the jump contains one of the three things below.  You try to guess which one it is and then watch the video.

A:  A Huggy Bear Purple Pimp Hat

B:  Whatever the hell food is in the banner pic

C:  Something involving a size D battery.

Aren’t you just DYING to know?  Find out after the jump.  Then try to answer my questions about the video itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_wx8dsBBHo

OK – so if you didn’t watch it all the way to the end there is something wrong with you.  This thing is made of awesome.  But I do have some questions.

  1. Is it me or does that guy have giant hands?
  2. How do I get a Huggy Bear pimp hat?
  3. Why does he have a fancy Old Time Radio microphone with a spit trampoline thing and I am stuck with a giant earphone headset thing from 1975?
  4. Why did he do this?
  5. Will he do it again?
  6. Did that nose come with the glasses or does he have giant glasses and a giant fake nose separates?
  7. You don’t think that’s his real nose…
  8. Do you understand now why subscribing to people’s YouTube channels is a worth while endeavor?