Sometimes I come across things that need to be shared. And in this instance, I am going to give you a little game before I let you have it. The video after the jump contains one of the three things below. You try to guess which one it is and then watch the video.
A: A Huggy Bear Purple Pimp Hat
B: Whatever the hell food is in the banner pic
C: Something involving a size D battery.
Aren’t you just DYING to know? Find out after the jump. Then try to answer my questions about the video itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_wx8dsBBHo
OK – so if you didn’t watch it all the way to the end there is something wrong with you. This thing is made of awesome. But I do have some questions.
- Is it me or does that guy have giant hands?
- How do I get a Huggy Bear pimp hat?
- Why does he have a fancy Old Time Radio microphone with a spit trampoline thing and I am stuck with a giant earphone headset thing from 1975?
- Why did he do this?
- Will he do it again?
- Did that nose come with the glasses or does he have giant glasses and a giant fake nose separates?
- You don’t think that’s his real nose…
- Do you understand now why subscribing to people’s YouTube channels is a worth while endeavor?
Funny, I was wondering about the nose myself.
As for the pic, it looks like a piss poor imitation of my mom’s potato salad.
What’s the brown stuff?
Also – Explain the Nose.
It’s bacon, you weirdo.
I was promised potato salad.
Dude has a pimp hat. AND he’s reading.
When does Mr. Pimp hit the talk show circuit?
Mr. Pimp must be broadcasting from his Moms basement in Des Moines.
Weird.