OK, so on Tuesday there was a special election in NY or something. I don’t care. But when I was on my way to channel 53 to watch American Dad and i had to go past channel 50 which is MSNBC. They have this big fatheaded guy named Ed who apparently called Laura Ingraham a slut and he had to quit or something but stop distracting me from the point of my story.
I was on my way to watch cartoons at night when I saw some chick talking about something and then I saw THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD!
Yeah, the video only has 314 views and I was 300 of them but that’s not important. The important thing is that the girl on the left is the prettiest girl in the history of girls on MSNBC. Or of Congress. Probably of that entire Congressional District. Look at her.
- Shes thinking about me. I like to think.
- Oh Acadia you are so funny! That’s not MY hand! Tee Hee!
- My earrings are dangly!
- I am totally regal!
So I was really hoping that someone would know who she is. Or could help me find out. I tried Googling: “that girl I saw on TV” and it didn’t work. Maybe I’ll try Bing. Please help me. Please? Someone needs to be in charge of finding out who these people are. There is a chick on a Lenscrafters commercial that’s hot as fuck but I can’t do anything about that either. Seriously, help. You people owe me.
Did I do a bunch of screen caps of some chick in the background of the victory speech of someone from a special election in NY? Yes. Yes I did. Jealous much?
Let me guess, you want to find out who she is so you can stalk her on Twitter?
I was just wondering who the most beautiful girl in the world was. Thank you for providing the answer I needed. Burning questions, indeed!
Pretty sure that’s Evan Rumfinkle. Guy I went to high school with. Dude moved to the midwest and got heavy into meth in the 90’s. Ended up in DC and cleaned up his act, I guess, but he had identity issues like you read about. Not sure if he went all in with the operation, but you’re right. He’s kind of pretty as a girl.
Well, that is not me. So I have helped you by eliminating one female from your pool of possibles.
You could be trying to throw me of…KATIE HOCHUL!
Well friend, since we all “owe you”, and I’m part of “people” I’ll do my share and give you the actual way of finding something of the sort…
-Place her picture on a milk carton as a lost person! You’ll find her quickly enough 🙂
Ok, ok you want to think “outside the box” (got it? milk box! haha) this is the REAL method:
1- For the Lenscrafters girl (For I took pity on you, and help you with both cases): she is probably a model or an actress thus her stats are in some agent’s folio. So you contact Lenscrafters customer service, and ask to get in touch with their marketing department. Then you inquire about what firm is responsible for their advertisement campaign (they are the ones who booked your lady) if they don’t want to tell you, politely say that you need to get in contact with that firm, because they might have violated copyrights of a client you represent on that specific ad (you’ll get their name in no time!). Then you contact the advertisement firm, tell them you run a website (or that you are a university student majoring in marketing, and you are mounting a fictional ad campaign… you’ll find something smart) and you are interested in using that specific model for face shots. If they can give you her name and her agent’s coordinates so you can view her folio (just to sound like a real pro! wink wink). Sounds easy enough?
2-Now for the MSNBC girl…. She has something to do with the woman speaking in the mic (they always do!) So get in contact with the party in question, and tell them you are a student in journalism, and for your project you must cover that specific event. And it is mandatory that if you use a picture, you must specify who every person in that picture is. Since you are using the picture above, ask them to help you identify the girl and the two gents in the back… Everybody becomes super friendly when you say you are a student 🙂
It does sound like more work than Bing, but you’ll get results!!!
Good Luck (like you need it! chuckles)
I love you.
Maloney. Julie Maloney.
Stop doing jokes I would do!
I looked at the last one and I could swear it said “I am totally legal”
Katie Hochul, who was a senior at University of Mary Washington in Virginia this year
LEGAL
Is she on Twitter? I may have to actually get on Twitter to see this conversation.
Her name is Caitlin – I just friended her on Facebook. Stand by for me to be banned from Facebook.