Chris Brown tweeted another picture of himself with Rhianna and they sure do look happy. I have been studying the banner pic and all the other ones of the two of them together since he pounded her face in. I was thinking that I might find the words “help me” or “call the police” somewhere on Rhianna’s clothes but no luck so far. I am beginning to think now that Chris Brown must have some sort of mind control power. It’s the only thing that makes any sense.
If you were a millionaire singer/beauty queen who could have any dude in the world would you go back to the guy who decided that he wanted to be Apollo Creed and made you be Rocky if he didn’t have mind control powers? And yet there she is.
And he has eleven million followers on Twitter. Even after you take out the porn bots and the “social media experts” that is almost a MILLION followers! And he is controlling their minds, too. How else to you explain it? Lucky for me I have never heard one of his songs (which is how I assume he gets you) and can continue my quest to counteract his powers. Seriously. The guy does whatever he wants and nobody cares. I should stop looking for help notes and look at these pictures differently. Each one is probably a clue as to where he is going to eventually hide her body.
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I hope you find clues for where she’s going to hide his body.
My first guest would be “camo-print garbage bag.”
Oh my God, Amen. I will join your mission.
“I am beginning to think now that Chris Brown must have some sort of mind control power.”
Sadly, he does. Smart, beautify, powerful women get into abusive relationships for one reason or another, and it is really hard to get out. It’s easy to judge from the outside and ask, “why doesn’t she leave?”, but it’s often not that simple. If you’ve ever seen it from up close, it’s different. Even then you ask it, but it’s tough.
I hope he has his tattoos scraped off with a carrot peeler in hell every day for a thousand years, but don’t judge her. She’s in a bad place and I hope she gets out.
Maybe she hid it in his new neck tattoo of the beat up girl that looks like Rihanna. GET OUT, RIHANNA! Poor thing…