If I had a bar I would totally make it the kind of bar where if you needed to use the bathroom you would seriously consider just going home.  Like, you could think about putting on a Halloween mask and just before you put it on it turns into a human face with all sorts of bugs and stringy face guts on it and it smells wicked nasty and you would still put it on before you would go into the bathroom in my bar.

Yeah. ┬áThat’s one skanky bathroom.