On April 2, 2011 I wondered out loud during Podcaturday what would happen if a werewolf bit a whale. Beans and Melzer told me to write it so I did. Now I need you to buy it as I assume it will make me rich. This is legit, too. It’s a whole story. Check out the description of Whalewolf:
What happens when a werewolf decides it wants seafood? Find out how a detective from a small town in South Florida learns how big wolves can get. He also finds out that his girlfriend might be into some weird stuff but that’s not the main point of the story. Focus on the werewolf and the whale! This story is guaranteed to contain no less than one whale and one werewolf or your money back.
That’s a pretty sweet deal right there. It’s only $.99 so if you don’t buy it it means you’re poor. So ha ha….poor person. Remember, that’s Whalewolf – only ninety nine cents!
Damn. I scoured the couch but only came up with 86 cents. I guess I’ll have to wait for payday.
OH COME ON!
I have a new character to introduce. What would happen if Whalewolf had to fight to the death Manateewolf?
If this works I’ll take 10% of the gross.
Aloha
Copyright! Infringement…something. I need lawyers. Or Cowboys.
where have all the cowboys gone?
I got my copy. And I have to say… not manateewolf… but manateepire. Now THAT is gold.
May I add: Zombie Dolphins = Dolphies and/or Zomphins 😉
I’d buy it just to find out what the kinky girlfriend is up to. Acadia lend me ten bucks.