If you don’t like Lucy Liu you are a racist.
Seriously. You totally are a racist if you don’t like Lucy Liu. It’s like a rule. Because if you say she is not hot, then you are saying that NO Asian (or Mexican, I get the two mixed up cause I am racially blind) is hot. And nobody wants to write off an entire race of people as unattractive. Cause if you do, sure as shit you will get called a racist. Or you will meet Lucy Liu in her house in…Mexasia and she will wanna bang you and you won’t be able to for fear of being labeled a hypocrite!
So just sit back and relish her hotness. Or print out her pictures and put actual relish on them. Is there any other word that is both a noun and a verb but they don’t have anything to do with each other? I don’t think there is. Or else there is some really obvious one I am not thinking of. You can let me know in the comments, or you can look at 1958 Lucy Liu Pictures. Whichever you prefer. Racist.