I have officially been posting here at Superficial Gallery for over a year now. Yay for me! I wanted to mark the occasion with a multiple picture post, so I checked my files to see what I had. Turns out I have a lot of pictures that, intentionally or unintentionally, poke fun at Christians. While this may not be the best sort of material to mark a special occasion with, I’m having trouble figuring out what would be good material for such a thing. So, we’re going to do funny religious pictures. Just remember, if you click the jump and look at the pictures, you’re going to hell with me. That’s the way God works, I’m told.

I don't know, I'm better with my left hand.

I bet these things make your breath smell like shame.

Jesus is watching you go to the porn shop.

I guess the owner of this van forgot about the whole Jesus watching you thing.

An anal convention? I'm in!

Hey, I listen to Slayer too! Who knew me and God had so much in common?

This is one priest you don't want to mess with. Well, maybe a little...

Aww...how cute. And stupid.

Ignoring the questionable title here, $14.97? Holy shit!

Not just holy shit, holy fucking shit!

Now there's a threat the thief needs to take very, very seriously.

I'm sorry...is this a bad time?

Wow. Just....wow.

Yeah......that's not at all creepy.

Guess there wasn't enough teaching budget for a spelling lesson or two.

Jesus kitty muscling in on human Jesus' turf.

Tee hee.

I can think of worse ways to go.

The obligatory nun boobs pic. I know what you pervs are Googling for.
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Don’t worry Cornmeal, God can take a joke. I mean look at the material he’s been working with all these years.
Besides EVERYBODY has a crazy aunt/uncle in the basement, even Christians.
Have a Happy Easter, and don’t eat any rotten eggs!
I went to that anal convention. Was NOT what I expected.
I could be wrong but I rarely am…I think the “Jesus is Watching You” billboard by the adult video is in Farmington, NM. I’ve been there.
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So I get curious and Google Truth ministry. Turns out they got more publicity from that photo shopped fake for their anti gay billboard than they did from the three real billboards.
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Me so Asian, me not want to be anymore, me change now