Corny is in charge. I suggest you complain a LOT. He is probably doing a terrible job. Bad job, Corny. You are doing a bad bad job. Or you are doing great! I don’t know – I’m not even here! I say you complain a lot and try for a coup. That’s what I’d do.
I’m Not Here
Posted by Acadia Einstein | Aug 1, 2012 | LOLZ | 3 |

I’m in charge? Sweet! OK everyone, I need a few things: a rhinoceros horn, a jar of marshmallow creme, a sock, two sporks, a fire hydrant, and a dozen pennies. Hop to it! No questions!
I have….one broken spork and this rock!!
I’m glad you didn’t leave me in charge. I don’t think I could handle the responsibility.